bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

the packages are fUCKING READY

THROWS THEM OUT THE WINDOW

except ana’s because shes still in a different country isnt she??

if i wake up on time the packages are getting mailed out tomorrow

all of them

Lol guess who woke up a half hour after they went to bed and now can’t sleep

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

blublur96:

Makoto thought pangaea existed….

Makoto thought pangaea existed….

MAKOTO THOUGHT THAT THE FUCKING SUPERCONTINENT THAT BROKE APART 200 MILLION YEARS AGO FUCKING EXISTED AND THAT NAGISA WAS BEING FORCED TO MOVE THERE.

Makoto I love you dearly but jesus fucking christ.

earthdad:

When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
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